Readers are advised to read this post with one caveat in mind: this poster had a hefty dose of Bhaang Chatni last night (no it wasn't Shiva Raatri last night, was it?), and his otherwise rational turn of mind is left with a blurry morsel of psychedelic patterns! This is his monosyllabic spells gone all haywire!
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Danny,
I know, I know, there is ONLY ONE DARCY (dyaam) but many poor old snivelling toothless Wickam sods to push him aside.. innit? I wish I had your energy and intelligence to come out with those chapters of my monologue with such intense ferocity - bloody hell, I envy you with a passion! sheesh re kyaa.. so good to see you as ever, wreaking havoc in the Sajha land.
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uptowngal (from downtown),
Thanks for making a cameo appearance in the grand gripping Sandhurst-Puccini opera of love and intrigue with Sajhaland Philamornic Orchestra, conducted by the great good Zubin 'Nirman' Mehta! Your greetings - received most gratefully. Muaaz to you.
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The feisty-fiery-foxy-funky-folksy, 'windy'-willy-willowy-witty, seusy-starry-sturdy-scary Scarlett one!
Thanks for jumping in for my rescue. Much appreciated.
(Now, dammit, who said I could have better luck at being a rocket scientist than a poet?!)
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Badarni kt ji,
Your greetings - received with utmost gratitude. Muri muri dhanybaad.
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Flipuuu ji,
Man dukhi raa theo, flippu ji kati nishthuri hunubhayechha bhanera, baiguni hunu bhayechha bhanera, tara hoina rachha.. muri muri badhai chha.. ehey... jibro khuskechha feri,, muri muri dhanyabaad... I know, I know you missed my big day - massively innit? And the cake too. Ke garne.. maybe next year la? flipu laai pani ummaaz dherai dherai- aba cake saki go, ke dinu ta aru ta flying kick baahek,,,, ehey ke bhanchha? thuiyaa jibro khuskechha feri... fa-lying kiss bahek ke dinu bhaneko kyaa.... :):) thu thu yeo jibro laai bhanda maajhne steel ko jhus le maskaai dim? :) ke saaro fuskauchha kura.. ke bhanchha 'Old habits die hard rey'..jibro ko chipline bani ni estai rachhan - old habit nai chha Sandhurst ko. Risaani maaf paam - fyaat-fyaat-chappal ji! :):)
Euta git gaai diyen, je sukai hos: Baiguni raichhau mayalu timi, mutu chori laane... mutu chori laane (Rajesh Payal Rai) lau jaa :):)
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My dear Miss SITARA,
My best biggie-barmy-bendy(as in karke najar!)-bumpy-bulky-blusterry-bubbly umaaaz to you, madam. For all your warm thoughts that you have for this humourless-hapless-hopeless admirer of yours! I will stop there before the disgruntled lot start accusing me of being yet another SITARA 'stalker'! :).. Someone received such a 'mukh bhari ko mulaa' from you the other day in the other thread for his blunt remarks. Khuchhing! Double & tripple khuchhings! :)
So, your mother too scorpio eh? So, delighted to know that. (Forgot to ask yours btw? Cancer?) The Sajha land seems to be teeming with a bhayank squad of khatra-khatra steely-stingy-tailed scorpios ready to pounce at whoever stepped in their way... grrrr.... khabardaar :):) Let me now list other 'lesser' known Scorpios than yours truly! :) Ahem, yeah, lesser known ones!
The Prince of Wales (He wass recently spotted in your part of the world, out and about, poncing round)
Picasso (sad old git - I mean, my god, what in the world was wrong with this stooping thote budo's libido? Couldn't he just get enough of sleeping around with women? I mean, they hadn't even invented that viagra thingy then, had they? for chrissake! Woody Allen jee, you might add a comment or two to share, for I have never come to fully understand this weird Picasso species. Oh, I know one thing about him though - he was the one who coined the intriguing turn of phrase 'fornication'. A complete and utter flippin' fornicating sad ol weirdo! :)
Keats (""She was a godian shape of dazzling hue, Vermilion-spotted, golden, green and blue; Stripped like a zebra, freckled like a pard, Eyed like a peacock, and all crimson barr'd"" - From 'Lamia'. Now I've come across this word 'Vermilion' somewhere once before or what??!)
Camus (What an 'Absurd' name that is! I mean, why can't I pronouce the 'S' in his friggin name? Camu(s) as in thuru thuru kaamu, kaamne like ban-jhankri or what? :) What's in the name anyway as the big ol bard says? "That which we call a Camus by any other name would smell as an 'absurd' fart." Act 2 (The revised version of Romeo & Juliet) :)
and-and-and (tripple ands!)
The pretty-smartie Zadie Smith (Now, whoever said beauty and brain didn't go hand in hand must have been a sad old loser, with a brewing deep-seated grudge or two against pretty women. That's the one, full stop. And oh, hang on, did I just say, the same went for someone called SITARA? Ahem..I know, someone will batter the heck out of my raw bantering Blighty-cised Anglicised half-baked sense of humour; I'm quietly bracing myself for yet another rounds of the SITARA onslaughts! The knee-caps are knocking with fear - thuru thuru Camus jastai kaamings:)
I shall now take leave of you Madam but pehaps would do so, only after having I should recited a line or two from 'Sonnets from Maryland' with your permission:
""If I could, I'd paint time, space and death in all their glory
Using the prisms of my fragmented windshield
fracture the rays into brilliant smithereens,
lif's last atempt to capture the tickling seconds
Strange, how beauty exists even in death.""" (From Dead, I was)
Lovely-lovely-lovely and lovely. No, I won't be reciting Sylvia Plath this time round! (Haamro chain kaam chhaina ki kya ha) Forgot who wrote these lines btw! :)
Here's to life and SITARA.
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So very kind of you me ol feisty fellow Scorpio Crofty gal, with hugs n loads of ummaz.
Thanks for the song too... so lovley.. I have dedicated a whole thread to you - you can find all the answers there. Check it out..!!! :)
