I dunno it may not be good idea poking fun on them but still.

How was the Maoist party? It was a blast!
What do Maoist students do when they fail? They become killing machine.
What do you call an Maoist babe? A bomb.
What's the Maoist fave drink? Gren-ade!(like Gatorade)
What is the Maosit fave movie? Refugee!
What do Maoist gravestones usually say? Rest in pieces
What is an Maoist member least likely to die of? Old age (exceptions for leaders)
What do you call abnormal Maoist? Humans
What do the Maoit calls pressure cooker? A pressure cooker bomb!
What do you call a benevolentMaoist? Traitor!
What Net account does the Maoist have? A shell account
What is the Maoist fave book? 101 ways of making ppls life miserable
What is a kind female Maoist called? Mercy-Nari

Whats the diefference betweent Sher B. Deuba and Jungle ko Sher?
Sher B. Deuba can speak Nepali.
How do u confuse Nepali junta? Don't have to, they already are.

is it a joke, sounds like truth

I know, i will get some heat for this posting.

When God created the world, he could not help boasting to Brahma of the special favours he had bestowed on Nepal. "I gave it the highest mountains and the deep blue rivers in the world; I gave it lead mines and natural scenic landscapes. I gave it the best of everything."
"Was it fair to give one country so much wealth ?" asked Brahma.
"You should see the kind of people I put in Nepal. They will waste everything I gave them."

oohh..lord! you know swaati.. you need a man in your life so that he will stop you from posting unfunny jokes..so.Do you have another one? funnier one...