Sriman Elton John is set to tie the knot with another sriman. It is official. Now, I understand why he did not let the sun go down on him. Infact, so many important things are happening lately. Vatican selected the pope Benedict and guess what! ..I have his email address. Jessica, a 19 year sweetie from Vegas Sahara club is the first one to shoot him an email, 'Hey Pope! wanna dance tonight?". "This is one of the reason I did not want to become pope but the god did not listen to me", the disgruntled pope uttered in his first Vatican mass. So, why should we believe on him who has so much miscommunication with god? I would rather rely on our imported Moolbhatta. But, the only dilemma is they do not have any email address whatsoever. Instead, they open bank account as soon as they are appointed by our dear Bhandaris, the cardinals in the east. I think this is where religion differs. Who gives sh** to eastern facts anyway!!

John, my beloved floormate is the only exception. He always talks to me. Everytime I come home after finishing my Sunday morning grossery shopping, he is always there to greet me.."Moving out?". I nod but this time he really understands it is 'NO'. " Big picnic huh!!". ..,he irritates me furthermore. I wish I do not have to see him anymore. How would I explain this stupid three times divorcee that basmati rice, onion and big red
potatoes are just my first load and I finish with 2 gallons of whole milk, probably the sixth and last load? I would be dead by now if I had to survive with 6 pack jello and few black olives in a small container. See! This big fat belly is the prime example that I do eat well....ganti garyo bhaney ailey samma jyaan lay kukhro matrai khayo hola 2 semaai jati ta. And, I am still healthy. I have been running this business forever and I want to keep it that way. This ongoing eating habit is like celebrity entrance and exit in Santamonica rehab center. It is continious. Robert Downy Jr. checks in, Billy Joel checks out. Whitney in..Paula Abdul out. So, why worry? Khawo..Piyo ..Moje....Karo.

Now that's what i am talking about! Simple, to the point and hitting the nail on the head with a thunder.

Jira! let it be known you have an unlikely fan. great to read stuff without having to think about the words. REALLY!

जिरा जी, गज्जजबको छ सधैँ झैँ। अनि त्यो के भन्छ त्यो पोप हो कि रक को मेल एड्रेस जीराजीले सम्हेल्नू भा? त्यो त भेऽन नि। रे क्या!

Jira,

It was already 2 semmai while you were in USA. Chaar bhayo hola aille samma.

Aba talu ra bhudi tha nepali ko saan nai ho ni. Nepalipana pani tha chaaincha ni kaso

Add more hai.

LOL hilarious piece. This line "This big fat belly is the prime example that I do eat well...." calls for a major BMLB, lol cracked me up. Funny!

Snrup,meera,pawuna........thanks for your comment.

dadagiri, pope lai email pathawuna parla chanddai nai..hamro pashupati ma murti woodayera dhoosna cha woota..chimni bata nikalidina paryo dhunwa rato rato khalko..bhanera......

jiradai,
aba kaile kai tyo "baldari"/"jhyal" bata bahira yasso herda herdai ek choti lam pokhari ma machha marna jam ki kyaho jasto lagdaina?

yasso samjhim ta..ghar bata yasso niskera purba dakhin hannidai baya modyo ani ek chhin hinera aai pugyo mitra park ani tya bata katyo batyo tyo kuber sharma chartered accountantko ghar agadi..man lage orliyo oralo nabhaye sidhai pashupati ka guruko mandir bata ki ta kailas tira ki gausala tira....

ahile nai jam jasto lagi sakyo malai ta...

Anyway, nice read.

जीरा,,,, पन्ध्र बर्ष् उत्तर अमेरीका मा बसेछी दुइ सेमाइ मात्रै कुखुरा खाइयो होला त ? कुखुरा मात्रै गन्ने, फुल को पनि गन्ति गर्नु पर्‍यो नी कमसेकम पनि ७, ८ सेमाइ भयो होला नी ।त्यो मोरो जोन को पनि वास्ता गरने हो र? अब देखि सोध्न आयो भने मलाइ कोठा सर्न मद्दत गर्छस भनेर सोध्नु, त्यो आफैं भाग्छ ।

deep sir.....tyo baldari ma basera sailesh guru ko ghar cheewu haaniddai aako changa lai mandali halera jhaarya hijjai jasto laagcha...kyarnu..samaya ko khela...KS ko ghar bata oralo jharesi pashupati baba bhetinthyo..soor milawuna lai...yuastai bho....

punte master....15 nai bho ta.....timi haru aaphai janney chhawu ma kyarnu..kera bokra khara phaalya hijjai jasto laagcha tyo ni.........aba ma ni ghar tira lagey

तपाइको लेखले साह्रै हँसाउछ हो। म त मर्नै लागे है हाँसेर रे क्या।
निर्माण