Sukhumvit Road, Bangkok
July 15, 2014

Bangkok police arrested Paras Shah yesterday with two small bags of marijuana. This is not the first time the son of deposed king was arrested on charges of marijuana related misdemeanor. The Bangcock Police has issued a final warning to the ailing ex prince that if he gets arrested again, he will get life imprisonment or execution by firing squad since Thailand is very strict on drug related crimes.

Fearing for this life, the ex Crown prince has decided to start packing his bag and seek for visa to visit Colorado, the US state where marijuana is freely and legally available. Since he is currently in prison, his girlfriend Kanika has been in contact with ex King Gaynendra Vir Vikram Shah to request bail money to bail Paras out of prison. It has not been finalized whether he will be granted bail.

In the condition of anonymity, girlfriend Kanika expressed that she has started packing their bags and sent visa application to the US consulate in Bangkok to visit Colorado on tourist visa. She added that, "If Paras and I can enjoy medical grade weed legally without any hassle, then there is no point risking our lives in Bangcock. We might open few gas stations and convenient stores in Colorado to get an investment related green card, because we hear that's what Nepalis do after they get some success there."

Her royal ex-highness Himani was not available for comment. Independent sources have confirmed that she is suffering from a royal pain the a$$ due to the bangcock woman Kanika who has technically usurped her husband.

Good idea.The reason behind picking CO by ex crow prince Paras must have arise by the equare similarities between the two places.Colorado is almost like Nepal(literally)--the scenic views,tasty air,rocky hills and a high likeness for marijauna.Despite the fact that marijauna is legal in Nepal since devo ka dev Mahadev appear from nowhere before the so called Time and wish to ascend Himalayas with rag tag of his attire and light a blunt atop of mountains and start practicing yoga to negate its malices unto body,CO no doubt,will offer--in my opine--the same hospitality to prince Paras which it has been catering to loco amigos who are successful swimming the Arkansas river(by their own right) and landed in the dream land wet.

As Nepal's inflation rate is accelerating every second every day,with the prices of everything including foods,lands,vehicles and marjauna already soaring up to Jupiter,it is indeed not a place for Paras who solely survives in the pocket-money send by his father.At least in CO,he could get a decent job in many stores owned by the people from Chandigadh,Ludhiyana,Ahamadabad,Lahore,Rawalpindi and smoke his choice of herb legally with his own hard earned money without anybody pointing any finger at him.The air of Denver is too crisp and fresh to exhume any oblivious soul.

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Paras Shah needs to have a spiritual awakening that makes him realize the position and the place he is in. His decision to move to Colorado is a step in positive direction.

Yes he can start his spiritual awakening by working to get some qualification and paying bills by self-earned pennies and not by wasting inherited property that belongs to people back in Nepal.

Further, unnamed close sources to Prince shah have said that he is looking to invest his inherited money to open a legal pot store in CO for phase 1 and possibly in WA as part of phase 2. Store name is speculated to be "Royal Highness" which will feature prince's very own home grown marijuana varieties  named "royal massacre" "slap the pig" "runover motorcycle" "one way street is my two way" "disco shooting" and "red light is my green light". Prince Shah will be sending out invitation to the CO and WA areas nepalese resident for the ribbon cutting ceremony for the grand opening of Royal Highness store. Please be on the look out for the invitation if you live in CO or WA area. Prince Shah has also warned that concealed weapons are not allowed in the store premises during day time, still unsure what that means for night time weapon use after heavy drinking.