How to kill a lion?


Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion

Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Indian Police Method:
catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a Lion. Now lets kill the lion...

Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Ramarajan Method :
Remove the make-up and put it over lion. The lion will die notwithstanding that heavy weight.

Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it,while it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest.

You don't understand right...? ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. !

Menaka Gandhi method:
save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables Continuously.

George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot it!!!

Rahul dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at you. You bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.


Jai Nepal

hahahahhaa..

rajnikanth's is cool...

you missed Dharamendra method:

wear a short black leather mini or the Scottish Kilt...the lion will die of shame...seeing no undies underneath...........

hahahaha

Maobaadi's method:
catch an old dog and tie it to a tree trunk.. and hit it from the other side of the gun on its testes... and shoot some bullets on its chest.... dog will die... Junglee maobaadi is now Lion (king of the jungleeeee).... plz kill this lion.

how senseless...are we supposed to laugh???

He he he he ....funny stuffs from Hushpuppy.........what is Hushpuppy theory to kill lion ...coffee's method seems funny!!

He he he ..and how could i forget to appreciate DCketa's stuffs....funny....

Hahahhaha ..... Man that Karan Johar's one cracked me up.. Good one. Keep it up.

Paras?s style: Invite lion for dinner and shoot him.
KG?s style: Invite lion for dinner and also invite hunter and let hunter kill him.
Duewa?s style: Tell every time you gonna solve lion?s problem and don?t do anything when he gives you chance. After few times, lion gets frustrated and kill himself.

Claim that lion is oppressing the hyenas because it does not lets its hunting techniques be known to them.

This is the good one: Claim that lion never cares about hyenas plight and struggle.

gyanandra's method:-
invite whole lion family in the dinner. ask paras to take care of lions. kill whole lion family and blame the oldest cub as a killer and kill him as well.
very next day become the king of the jungle and enjoy....
after some time get rid of bakulla(girija), makura(makune) and fuchhe lion(shere) to make Paras as a next lion of nepal's jungle.