Dhannan bro..........daam so hard to spell u r name as well as pronouncation.....i am answering u r question u asked me while ago..............i had to thought for a while................

1. lets take life as sweet and sour pork............it sounds funny and first thing comes is what a weird combination.......sweet and sour...........but when u eat it with rice.....which also combines pineapple...........wow.................life is same as sweet and sour pork..............looks funny but tastes good........it is all combination of sweet and sour..........
2. if u r too sweet ppl will eat u with ease and if u r sour then they cant eat easily..........u have to balance thats why life is funny.
3. when u go to shower in morning .................if u dont make good mixuture of water between cold and hot..........it is aweful.....if too hot..gives u a burn.......if too cold.........u freeze........u have to balance.............thats why life is funny
4.Lets take relegion.........there is one god but we call it with different name.........and we fight for it...........coz of different prophet not god.............thats why it is funny
4.we have educated ppl and we have poor ppl.......educated ppl should be leading the poor ppl by understanding the pain........but we start showing supremacy .......thats why life is funny
6.when we cry .............we cry like hell with tears........but when we laugh to much again there is tears................thats why life is funny
7.some ppl think medium rare steak it too bloody but some ppl enjoys it coz of bloody taste.........thats why life is funny
8.some ppl dont like lamb coz it has strange smell........but some ppl love it coz it accelerates the appetatie...............thats why life is funny
9.first we learn to ride bicycle then move to bike then to car...............but when u move to car ...................u start looking strangley too ppl on bicycle.........thats why life is funny
10.when u are in your own country..........you hate bagmati, tucukcha, chana chatpate, having badam in ratna park but when u go over sea u miss it........thats why it is funny
11. when u r gf is near u dont care but when she goes away u miss her.........thats why it is funny
12. human cant live without sex.......but too much gets boring but less makes u horny......thats why it is funny
13. when u are in school u want to get out it.........but when u are in real life u want to be back in school.............thats why it is funny
14.when u are young u start with local rakshi,then beer................the ages passes u start to like wine........then u like whiskey........brand doesnot matter............but when u get older u like single malt......thats why it is funny
15. Life is funny coz u r wife looks boring and other wife looks interesting thats why it is funny

i hope i gave u enough reason

Moneyminded,
Seems like you have too much time in your hands, but you are not putting it to good use. .Have you ever heard of this saying--" If you don't have anything worthwhile to say, then just SHUT UP??!!"

well manas bro, i dont have lot of time in hand..........i work 9 am till 7 pm sometimes overtime.........by the my position is executive chef and have degree in culinary arts from Glion hotel schools from switzerland...........i do take care of my inventory, menu design and smooth running of my boss premises........by the way...........i do have heard that saying............if u dont find it worthwhile ........why dont u go back to your book................(kitabi keera, ghokandas..............who dont even know how to discuss........you all kitabi keera are brave nepali behind computer screen being looser in life....by the way how long have be laid..............go get urself laid........by the way u must be fat, ugly, disgusting, lacking sense of humour, who spends time on book ........without allowing time for his wife...for fun..........your wife must be bore out of ass......thats why she goes to guy like me...? i always wonder why married gal they like me so much .......now i understand coz of existing morons educated guy like you.........Oh buda , budesh kaal maa haaline kurshi maa barsera sochanda maile ke gare bhanda...........nothing just read the books and act like scholar.........well mitra.......book dont teach u everything...........do u want me to talk in culinary language.....u dont even understand a word.......
1. dude can u make me juliene of carrot, celeary, red cabbage and blend with white wine vinegar and sherry vinegar by adding blanched shrimps with the zest of lime wedges to give dashing touch of sourness......then u have to add sauteed.......ptato with added herbs of TBO ( thyme, basil and oregano) for making the bed ............make sure u make tatin of tomato with warm mozerlla but add some self raising flour to your dough to make it nice and tangy ...........with the vinegar poached salmon in star anise with the touch of dyll.....................does it make sense..........well this is how u guys speak..............next time i am use my french and german language skill to prove myself smart................

Excuse moi, moisure manuse. je vous compres commo vous parlez avec moi..........ce pa la possible pasca ce la normal pour le person atttnedend education dan la university......existe pa dan la vie pour le monde..........vous etes maladie, putan de merde...........pasca voutre visage a lunatic acte la ici normal.

dude ask ur french friend to translate

Oh Jeez..
You have demonstrated that you do have too much time in your hand.. I won't even bother to read all the ramblings and babblings that you seem so necessary to carry on... BTW, if you know more than two languages, you are not called bilingual, you are called multilingual.. and if you have to boast about your sorry ass command of French, at least, spell correctly.. And, I find it utterly unnecessary to mention that I have taken French for 5 Years, Spanish for two years and learning Portuguese now.. so I won't mention it.
Oh, and one more thing. dont' jump to conclusions parce que...
Tu est tort. Je suis une fille, pas un homme

i thought the chinese invented sweetnsour pork, to get rid of stock that had gone off
u know rancid pork, but anyways, Mm knows best
ure no i fan
keep on writin bro

mm bro..!
kay bhanchow...hard to pronounce and write me name re?kasto..i got this nick cos well it did mean smthing to me..and thought it was so easy to remember and write hehe...
anyways u can call me danny hehe like that name...someone gave me ;o)...

ani ilfe is funny hoina?i put the question to u....and well u made quite an effort to write down ur thoughts..hoping that might answer me..that u might say smthing what i wanted to hear...and well in the end...when u find out the truth(which im gonna tell u now hehe)..the truth that i cant be bothered at all to read what u wrote (for me..)...wahahahahahhaa

life is funny hoina?hehehehe....

oi mm bro dun mind hai....just joke gareyko hehehe..but well i think u did feel that feeling of u know..smtimes u think u are doing things for others(like u made an effort to write for me hehe)..but in the end..it still doesnt mean a thing to them.as in it doesnt change anything..

well...i dunno...there are tonnes of ppl doing so many things out there for others(how small it maybe..and others aint appreciating them..cos what they are doing is real things..not just u know giving Bhashan...ppl only seem to appreciate ppl who has only words..nothing else..no actions..life ta funny ni...always will be i guess hehe..(mapani Bhasaan matrai dinu janchu ni ;o)..just well i feel there are ppl out there who deserves a lot better..and they aint getting appreciation..or other good things :o)..)dherai thinking mode ma these days hehe...

anyways mm bro.. u got some great examples there hehe..thanks for wasting some time for me ;o)....im off now..i guess this question of mine will never be answered...not to me anwyays :o)...

have fun guys...stop showing off ur french!!...hehehe
ever heard of this french song?quite famous(i think ;o) hehe)

Je m baladais sur l avenue, le coeur ouvert a l inconnu
J a vais envie de dire bonjour a n importe qui
N importe qui et ce fut toi, je t ai dit n importe quoi
Il suffisait de te parler, pour t apprivoiser

Aux Champs elysees, aux Champs elyeees
Au soleil, sous la pluie, a midi ou a minuit,
Il y a tout ce que vous voulez aux Champs-elysees

hehe nice aint it?hehehe well i dunno any french but know that song..just thought i show off me pasting skills too ;o) hehehehe

anywys outta here..gotta do a bit more laughin and back to work :o)..

gday.....and have a fun life ..in this funny world :o)

cheers...
danny

(dyam mm u sure have a lot of fans ;o)...hehehe )

wht?????????life is funny re?????i neva knew it...who is that genius person who discovered it,anyway?from the last 23 years, i have been uprooted with a theory of "Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it."but i came to know new thing here... ehe...now i m partially convinced abt my tenure that i had passed in sajha has not gone wastage ...life is a journy of risk which complies of experiences n its a play where we all r actor n actress(this wht i perceived b4 )...ehe ...life is a game so play it as effectively as u can which is affordable through ur strenth by having a fun n enjoy it like a hell...ehe(i came to ameds to this theory after going the postings over here in sajha)...BTW , wht is life in real..ehe...a big ,a very big question in my lil mind...my mind is always pantuated wid "????? " sign whenever a subject abt life raised...ehe...its me..typical me.

Let me ponder my heart in this threat. First of all every homospaeins has different view and objective in life. Some ppl start up life with the new horizon having a vision of bright and prospective future to attend all the itinary and equity. The second thing is there is not a single evidence why life is different thoughts of different sophisticated heart. The life in terms goes and goes with the incarnation of philoshopy in different shape and form with new dimenson. If someone thinks life is funny then he may be true.If someone thinks it is nothing but pool of sorrows and pain. He may be write there. If moneyminded bro has provided some examples taking simple thing in life. He has done some good job there for his thinking. He deserves a appercation here.The way to go moneyminded bro and keep on writing.
by the way all the philosophical dudes are consider as nerds or insane by entire human society as long as they made there hand dirty on what they have been through.My is simple theory life is evolution of mind and experience. It gets better with the taruma of geopardy life but u still cant find any answer even u are led in the bed of death.

jai hos

sorry for couple of spelling mistakes above. ke garne typing error.

u say: "life is funny", but ........... I DON'T GET IT !!!