The
problems with GIRLS:

 If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;   If u
Don't, she says u are PROUD.     

          

 If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;

 If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.     

      

If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.
                     
 

If u are SMARTER than her, she’ll lose FACE;

If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.  
                     
 

                     
                     
                     
         

If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)      
                     
                     
          

If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are
TROUBLESOME; If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.     
                   

                     
                     
                     
         

If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;

If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
                    
 

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
             

                     
                     
                     
         

If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY; 

If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.    
                     
           

                     
                     
                     
         

If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;

If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.               
                     

                     
                     
                     
         

If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;

If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!  
& sooo hard to please!!!!!              
                     
 



If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not true

 but if u don't, they say u are selfish..        
                 

                     
                     
                     
         

The moral of the story is...SEND THIS TO GIRLS OUT THERE
ANYWAY.   Send it to boys also, give
them some laughter..   

Words to remember for a while

Boys are like apples on trees. The best ones are at   the top of tree

The girls don't want to reach for the good ones
because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get
the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.
                     
     

So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them,
when in reality, they are amazing.  

That is why we just have to be a little patient
and the right girl, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right
apple, will come someday.