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MuiChuiFung
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Posted on 08-24-08 9:01
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Yo SB holics and others!brothers from different mothersbeen a long time since I was last therebut seriously do you even fu(kin' carebut now that I'dKILL is herewhy not try out your skills on some RIDDLESbut be awareIt won't get you any gold medalsLOL I know lame but anyways here you go: |
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead.
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P.S I'm bored so feel free to take guesses if you are too.
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gwarcha
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Posted on 08-26-08 8:33
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I think whichever u order first is the answer ain't it MuichuiFung.
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*~Spring~*
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Posted on 08-26-08 10:20
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What came first the chicken or the egg?
According to fossil records, the present-day chicken is believed to be a descendent of Archaeopteryx, a creature with sharp teeth and winged claws, found in the Jurassic period and thought to be more than 150 million years old. According to Augusta (1961), Archaeopteryx is “a true bird, occupying the phylogenetically lowest place in the class of birds (Aves) and is the only member of the ancient group of the Archaeornithes (or Saururae); all other birds, whether extinct or extant, belong to the higher group of Neornithes (or Ornithurae)†(p.56). These upper Jurassic birds were not much larger than a pigeon and, like chickens of today, were not good flyers.
Scientists have identified that domesticated chickens (Gallus domesticus) were descendants of the Red Jungle Fowl (Gallus gallus) and appeared as early as 4,000 BC in Southeast Asia. The domesticated chickens were initially used for entertainment in the form of cock fighting, rather than food. However, by 1400 BC the domestic chicken was popular throughout Asia and Europe and chicken eggs were hatched in mass incubators.
Prior to the arrival of the chicken, a pre-chicken creature that was at least one generation away from our present-day chicken, laid an egg that contained an embryo with DNA consistent with the “new†aviary creature known as chicken. Therefore, the egg that contained the newly evolved chicken preceded its hatching. In other words, prior to the arrival of the first zygotic mix of male and female pre-chicken DNA that combined or mutated to form today’s chicken, there were only non-chickens. The DNA mutations occurred at the cellular level in the zygote developing inside the egg. Therefore, the egg clearly preceded the chicken.
The question is: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Unmistakably, the egg! Given this discourse, it seems to be the only plausible, accurate, and reasonable conclusion that can be reached. Probably the more troubling question is why this debate seems to interminably continue. The overwhelming and compelling evidence from the historic, archeological, and evolutionary records is clear. Given the sheer weight of the data involved, we as educators should remove this misplaced metaphor from our collective consciousness and vocabulary. Those in positions of leadership and learning must correct those who might wish to continue this mythical paradox. As we enlighten minds and challenge assumptions, we should use the example of this misleading phrase as a rallying cry to correct inaccurate impressions and enhance our instructional precision. Henceforth, we should recognize that those who continue to support, exploit, or utilize this inaccurate and deceptive phrase to be astray of an attempt to unscramble this metaphorical mess. We should egg-spect more from our egg-steemed colleagues to no longer egg-acerbate this problem. The debate on this topic should be concluded. The answer is: The Egg—the whole egg, and nothing but the egg. The conundrum has been resolved, and our educational mission requires our attention in eliminating this fallacious phrase.
written by R. Garner.
Phew!!!!!!!! but you know what I am not even bothered about which came first,after reading this full journal by this Garner guy. Oh! almost forgot to tell ya ..above posted piece is just some excerpts. ![](http://www.sajha.com/sajha/chat/smileys/m-biggrin.gif)
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MuiChuiFung
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Posted on 08-27-08 12:32
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"but which ever comes 1st i am good cuz i like egg(omlet) and i like chicken (chilly) " LOL Trilochana thanks for the laugh.
" I think whichever u order first is the answer ain't it MuichuiFung." WOW that's a really good answer but there's a better one below![](http://www.sajha.com/sajha/chat/smileys/m-tongue.gif)
LMAO what's with the article Spring HAHAHA, but yeah like it said:
The answer is: The Egg—the whole egg, and nothing but the egg.
cuz the Dinosaurs laid EGGS long before the chickens even existed!
ok now let me read your article in detail.
and here comes the next one:
A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?![](http://www.sajha.com/sajha/chat/smileys/m-wacko.gif)
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Dananah
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Posted on 08-27-08 1:13
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mcf the ride(horse) that the cowboy rode on was called friday? ![](../chat/smileys/m-tongue.gif) next next!:oD
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Posted on 08-27-08 2:14
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This is not for MuiChuiFung. Sorry for that. The Question is more relevant in nepali and doesnot make any relevant when translated in english. This Q is from our childhood days. हामी कुन पेट माँ बसछऊ ? हामी कुन सिटी माँ बस्दैनौ ? haha
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*~Spring~*
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Posted on 08-27-08 2:04
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"Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?"
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serial
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Posted on 08-27-08 2:09
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cheeeeeese
milyo ![](http://sajha.com/sajha/chat/smileys/m-unsure.gif)
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*~Spring~*
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Posted on 08-27-08 2:22
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बाउचा मिल्यो मिल्यो क्या जान्ने राइछ खै सोध्या अर्को
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aingnam01
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Posted on 08-27-08 2:24
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feel me and i live
drink me and i die
what am i
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aingnam01
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Posted on 08-27-08 2:27
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A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
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serial
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Posted on 08-27-08 2:27
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मिल्यो अचम्मै भो नि, सोध्न आउँदैन
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aingnam01
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Posted on 08-27-08 2:32
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You are lost and alone in the woods. You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first?
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serial
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Posted on 08-27-08 2:34
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Panda bear eats shoots and leaves
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*~Spring~*
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Posted on 08-27-08 2:38
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1.Fire
2. dictionary says Panda bear- a black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves
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*~Spring~*
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Posted on 08-27-08 2:38
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Match I guess..lol
Last edited: 27-Aug-08 02:40 PM
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aingnam01
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Posted on 08-27-08 2:40
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so u all looking in the same page huh.... caught ya......
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*~Spring~*
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Posted on 08-27-08 2:41
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Asking me?
Nope, I knew those answers
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serial
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Posted on 08-27-08 2:43
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Me too.
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aingnam01
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Posted on 08-27-08 2:56
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A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be
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CHYAME KANCHA
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Posted on 08-27-08 3:07
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she's a photographer. she shoots her husband with a camera and holds the picture under water 2 develop it and hangs it on the wall
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