Start a thread too?

Since everyone is just there writing non-sense all the time anyhow, I figured I could start my own little thread as well.

So what is this thread for?

Nonsense ofcourse... who really cares for the facts and real stuff that is going on in the world anyhow? If I did I would rather stay home and watch TV, or go to CNN.com all the time. Since I dont I have concluded that I really dont. I can pretend I do sometimes though.

Pretending is fun. I remember when I was a little boy I used to pretend I was a little girl and vice versa. It never worked out anyhow, I would have something lacking and that would just make me annoyed and I would sometimes resolve things with violence.

Violence is actually a good thing. I dont know what people have against it. The videogames, the movies, songs, pictures etc etc. anything related to violence. I think kids should be allowed to play more video games that are violent. It is a way of releasing all the pent up anger and frustration some people have stored inside them. For example, I read this thread this morning. This one Dell dude had so much anger stored inside him, he started a liberation movement for the down trodden via some stupid thread and got super annoyed when someone mentioned something stuck up his ass... I mean would he have been equally angry if he played super violent video games or resolved to some sort of violent act?

Ok ass, interesting word. You know how some words have been distorted in meaning by society. Like I remember this professor saying in class, "Gay used to be such a Happy word". And it did until someone decided that two people who like people of the same sex are gay. I wonder what that person was thinking. Maybe they thought that people looked more gay when they were with the same sex person. You know, they were just more happy than they would have been if they were with a person of different sex.

Now, let me not get carried away. There is only so much boredom I could kill doing this shit. Since I have written so much already I am going to post it. Why not?

Are you talking about qurbani????...i think i prefer gabbar singh instead.lol

Laila mein laila aissi hooon lailla har ko hi chahey mujhko milna akela ;P

Hushpuppy

Laila mein laila aissi hooon lailla har ko hi chahey mujhko milna akela , tyo geeet bhanda ta yo geet nai ramro cha ni


AAP JAISA KOI MERE JINGADI MEIN AAYE,
TOO MA BANJAYE HOO MAA BANJAYEE
ke cha ta bichar :P

My comment was more on the lines of if-you-are-Pope-I-am-Christ but I must say I like both those songs. And there was one more - "Qurbani, qurbani.... allah ko pyari hai qurbani". As a kid , I thougt Qurbani was the name of a girl who Allah liked (on the lines of Krishnaji ko pyari Radha). LOL

BTW, Zeenat Aman and Prabin Babi were the first two women I fell in love with. Oh those days ...

:)

Well hell, this was almost about to become Bollywood discussion series with wanna-be's who seriously need to grow up. As much as you WANT to be somebody, unless you go for Plastic freaking surgery NOT gonna happen!

Anyhow, back to the reality i.e. ME. :D I think that particular one is always exciting. Anyways, interesting turn of events in the past few days. Its a wonder how one can manage to have loads of fun, meet new people, be extremely sociable AND fall sick in the span of a few days. I would say only Moi.

I was thinking of writing Could I... then I happen upon this thread on the imminent demise of dear sajha.com. SO I decided why not write something on that. I will give sajha a grand farewell ME ishtyle. Since it is "sabai Nepali ko sajha" and most nepalis are like Hindus, we will obviously have to burn it.

Hmmm can you imagine the procession? Let me describe... a long line with sajha on arthi (chhyaaaa k bhanchha english ma???) Imagine the people in it, all the loud mouths, crying on top of their lungs. They cant help it. Then the "intellectuals" quietly grieving the loss of a great compatriot. The political activist wanna-be's and do-gooder's shedding their own version of grief. The so called "indifferent" ones, pretending it doesn't matter. AND the quiet ones, the ones looking out of their windows but not daring to join the procession. Sad sad procession ends in the banks of Boston's Charles river. Ofcourse, the ashes strewn in Charles reaches far and beyond. Truly, another event as memorable as the Tea Party itself!

There are several other distinct possibilities and I was thinking of accounting atleast few others, but the grave situation is too much to handle three times with three different religious ceremonies. I like the Charles idea the best anyhow.

I am seriously thinking I need to find another pass time if Sajha's ill-fated doomsday is coming near. What do I do?? Damn it... have to think on that huh... where will I write incredible Could I's too and where will I read such a wide spectrum of fascinating as well as dumb things at a time? Since a few categories of your funeral procession attendees are eager to kill you, Oh well, dear sajha.com you will be dearly missed!

Could I have a PERSONAL skivvy, serf, vassal (or any other preferred term than slave!)? PS in short!

SO it all started this lazy afternoon when I was twice jilted and nothing better to do than catch up with a friend. However, she thought the idea was outrageous and didn't quite like the use of word slave, so I looked for synonyms. Quite brilliant I would say, I like the synonyms even better!

Everybody must be wondering what would I do with a slave? It is a good question... I hadn't quite given a thought when my friend asked me the same question. This was my small attempt to explain, which by far does not include all the duties or qualities my PS should possess. But I hope somebody gets a general idea, well I really dont give a shit if no body does either. I said to her, haven't you ever have that moment when you are hungry but you dont quite feel like getting up preparing the food or even microwave the already prepared one.. well PS could be useful for that. Very menial little things that I have, I want it done, just not by me! OR Very Big things in life, you never know. Its a job full of adventure and NEVER a dull moment.

So how does one qualify for becoming my PS? Well I figured I will have an application out. THis is how it shall be and the qualified ones will be interviewed further for the post.

Application for PS For Moi!
Name:________________
Age:______________
Location: A requirement to be where ever I am! At all times. Or just be a phone call away.
Profession: Yes PLease... I want self sufficient PS's since its not a paying job they might want to be have an income
Eligibility: Depends on my moods...But
- Some brains a requirement
- good sense of humour a plus
- people who can't speak much preferred
- good looks are preferred not required
- good manners are required
- ability to listen and do as instructed
Previous Experience: A must. Any form of girlfriends, serious relationships or abusive wifes would be given prefrences. Someone who lives with it not revolted against it.
_________________________________________
References: Required. Phone number of a girlfriend would be good. ______________
Skills: Depends. List all that applies. _________________________________
Signature: _________________ Date: ________________

OK so thats that.. I think this is a great idea. I could start a website psmatch.com... Wow! Ingenious!

Hehe :D :D :D

wateva, you cracked me up. LOL

wateva,
here is my application:

Name : [ i like COKE] but wateva u want
Age: urs plus 0
Location: whereva ur or wanna me b
Profession: being a PS
Skills: can be a puppet with a string
can be in either a 6 or a 9
can be chauffer[either a limo or 18 wheeler :have a heavy duty license]
can be any one of gandhi's monkey

i have very little brain left with me [ i sold most of it in airport[ktm] for NRs 1300. i needed that money to pay my airport tax]

signed by COKE[thapap] on friday 29th of the month of july of year 2005 on the helm of sajha... (o:


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i dunno.. in what state of mind... [ probably just being a loony ]

as always a loon on the toon(o:
what do i know??? (o:

Lol Thapap u r hilarious, we need more guys to come forward, hehe. Wateva, does he qualify? Common guys, don't be shy, apply for the post, these kinda jobs don't come everyday ;)

once again this thread..

i gotoo head for my job...guess its the best way to spend a saturday night......i got a hair cut yesterday....i hate to look like audrey hepburn ..but i guess we share the same nosey...my landlay brought some sweet cupcakes and i don't know when she's gonna keep her nose away from my affairs..the coffee is boiling and so is the heat...my fren sid is here from nepal..taking a tour to congo...he and i have had a parallel life after our best firend's murder in 2001...i lost two frens in that year the other one..OD..and we have been living on with no expectations from life...its a river where water is still..and then there are outsiders we just can't relate to..

...i got an internship....working with INS and school...thanks to pot, i seem to have forgotton everything..even that itsy bitsy flash. so i gotto start from the bottom...like whales on plankton..

..I have gfs from Japan vsisitng aug 22, this that....my life is always revolving around someone else..but then god gives me more power everytime you help others

Just watch 'constantine' ..you'll know what i mean..i'm more into it than Matrix..but i have to turn my life around into matrix...i think i have been abusing the powers vested in me...so i gotto wake up and wake up real good..

perfection is a long way from attaining..I have an internship and i'm completing my post grad..and to sustain i also have a part time job, but then i have the remaining 18 hrs for nothing..4 of which goes to chores, 4 to frens, 4 to family, and 6 to sleepless nights with the ghosts in the town..something's really missing.........my peace of mind...

they told me its a wild wild world...BUT i still claim to be the rose bud i was yesterday ..everything else its all worth it..i gotto go on for my frens, living and dead....so once again..qurbani qurbani qurbani..allah ko pyari haiin qurbani....tumse qurban meri jann

o mi god ..its 4 and i getting late for work ciao

muah muah..icatch on with nonsense later gater aiiit???

oh as for wateva's PS reqirement ...if you find extras just pass them on to me...

for me a Personal Slave will do..

duties:

put toothpaste on my brush

do my toe nails,

laundry and dishes ( i love cooking)

file all my scattered papers..

edit my work..

be my best buddy, choose clothes and shoes for me..

travel agent..fix vacations worldwide and adventures every day

Perks:

You'll be hanging out with the most beautiful woman in the world insisde out..the parties, shopping mall.school, businesses,,,world

so conatc me at 1-800- hushpuupy right now...or email me. Thank you..

a chaueffeur/Maseus/a body gaurd

Pay: 50 % of whatever I make...depending how much i work per week...lol

/ME calls Hushpuppy at 1800-hushpuppy and hands himself to her...take me baby..take me. ill do anything :D:D:D:D:D:D....

and for wateva, ill be there for u anytime. with grapes and mangoes. :D my gift!

What is nonsense ?

When sense get lost trying to figure out the sense ?

Question..

Could I.... become a Nanny??

Yes thats what I wanna do when I grow up is what I was thinking about. Well I dont wanna be a nanny anywhere, I wanna go to England to be a Nanny. Not Everyone's nanny mind you, but Jude Law's. Why you ask? (Like you had to!) So that I can have a hot affair with him ofcourse. That sounds cool doesn't it? Ummmm yum.

Oh Hushie wrote some crap above and the only word I caught there was Constantine. Now there's someone else who I would like to work as a nannyfor. Well duties of the nanny must include having an exclusive affair with Keanu and not JUST taking care of his brats. Oooooh life would be good wouldn't it? Did anyone watch "Someone's gotta give"? Oooh fell RIGHT back in love with him. Ok, its getting HOT in here!

Let's try to talk about things to cool down ;). Well, just another one that comes to mind for my Nanny job. Johnny... ummmmm... now for him I would work for free. AND he lives in France. No sireeee I just want hot illicit affair, dont get me wrong. I am sure that hot wife of his does not mind sharing. Well something that good should be shared.

Or I could just become an actress in Hollywood so that I could kiss these guys first hand. Exciting future prospects man. I am glad to be working for a college degree. Hmmmm let me think. My resume should be something like
--- Kissing a Lots of FROGS
--- Not much fond of kids but LOVE short skirts
--- So good with retakes! [CUT! Can we do that scene again!]

Wow! Ok nothing else comes to mind. But those were good. I think Hushpuppie will jabber some more of her nonsense (SO NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT). And I was kinda disappointed by only one application from some loon on crack! Oh well... Life. Looking forward to growing up for a bright bright future!

coould i become an actress...

An actress is someone who can become everyone in one life..from queen elizabeth, to Catherine the great,, to tomb raider, sleepingbeauty, a ghost, spiderwoman, supergal, charlize theron, meg ryan, a helicopter pilto, an army geneal, a Juliet, ,,,,and the list goes on..

Also..the list would go longer...the people I play wth..boys-toys...oopsy that was just a nonsense thought...

Could I become a hippie? Sleep in the jungle and eat fruits from the trees without a care for family or friends, without being afraid of being harmed or hurt. How I wish I didn't have to do a 9 to 5 job and not worry about finances.
If only wishes were horses, beggars would ride them or is it the other way round?

I better stop, I am starting to feel sorry for myself.

meera,
be glad that u have 9-5 job....
some aren't that lucky either (o:

whateva,
btw, what happened to my application? lost in the shuffle or ur big pool of applicant (o:

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as always
what do i know?

forgot to ask hushp,
i am waiting for that ticket of ur premier show?
when is that again ?


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in mere innocense
what else do i know?

Start a course on "How to be a Bitch?".

I believe I could... whooo hooo all the credit of the idea goes to some idiot with the word sahila in his name. I am butchering the poor idiots name but oh well.... Guess what people, I am back!

Yes, yes... haven't been this bored since a long time but today I am in the mood to write some crap as well... so lets start with this course idea... I can make a rough outline and give a general idea about the admission, dinero and all that stuff.

So what is the most important thing to be a Bitch you ask? Boobs ofcourse... so you would have to have boobies to enroll into my course (only exception would be sahila dude, all the gay guys out there and some openminded freaks who are willing to adjust attitudes!). Secondly, all the applicants will be pre-screened by a panel of bitches to see if they have what it takes. Thirdly, money ofcourse because it is going to be a 3 credit course with $500/credit.

All applicants can bring husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends or anyone else for practising. Their homeworks might create some tension in the home front but that is normal. If you want to master the art, home is the only place where you can succeed. Some exception and smart ones might be able to master the art without affecting their home front and those will be the ones receiving an A in the course.

Now for an outline:
1. Bitchiness for dummies (This is an aptitude test that will decide which level of the course you are suitable for. Level 101, 201, 301 or advance 400 and above levels)
2 How to be an effective bitch.
3. Why not?
4. Its an attitude not a lifestyle.
5. Tests, quizzes, Homeworks and one final exams.

All the applicants scoring low for #1 are going to have to do Bitchiness100 in order to qualify for 101 and above levels.