mine is
amitabh(in sharabi)- agar is mombatti ke bujhne se pehle woh nahin aayee to humein mombattiyon se humesha ke liye nafrat ho jayega.

No wonder why I have to wait on hindi movies from netflix.com becasue all of you have been watching too much hindi movies like me.

"KHAMOOSH !!!!"

another one :

(in AJIT's voice) RABATT, ISHE LIQUID OXYGEN MEIN DAAL DO !! LIQUID ISHE JEENE NAHIN DEGA AUR OXYGEN ISHE MARNE NAHIN DEGA !!!!!!!!!!!!

some more ;०
डैनि -
"दाने दाने पे लिखा है खाने वालोँका नाम, गोली गोली पर लिखा है मरने वालो का नाम"

गुलशन ग्रोवर -

"कुत्ता हुँ मै कुत्ता, इसलिए गले पे पट्टे बाँधके चलता हुँ"


शक्ति कपुर (कट्टुको इँजार मिलाउँदै) -
"हच्क्याँSS हच्क्याँSS लादा बाबु आ गए, लादा बाबु आ गए हच्क्याँSS हच्क्याँSS"

अमरिशपूरी - "मोग्याम्बो खुस हुवा" :ओ:ओ


राजकुमार (पाकिजामा सुतिराखेको मिना कुमारीलाई हेर्दै) -
"तुम्हारे पावँ देखे, बडे सुन्दर लगे, इन्हे जमिन पर मत उतारना नहिँ तो मैले हो जाएङ्गे"

NOW, Some common dialogues -
" अच्छे बच्चे जिद नहिँ करते, चलो ए दूध पिलो"
" पगलि ए तो खुसि के आँशु हैँ "
" मै तुम्हारे बच्चेकि माँ बन्ने वालि हुँ" (Ref-Mukhia ba)
" हे भगवान ए देखने से पहले मै मर क्यो न गइ"
" याद कर आजसे बिस/तिस/.. साल पहले तुमने इसि जगह पर ... को मौतके घाट उतारा था"

:):)

Mere man ko bhaya , me kutte kaat ke khaya

Jagira in Chinagate

this dialouge frm andaz apna apna
shakti kappor: crime master GoGO mogamboo ka batija ankiya nikal ke gotiya kelunga he hahaha khandani Chor hu mein nam hai GoGO he hahaha

Mogamboo khussshhh huwaa

"aajtak aap bolte rahen, aur hum sunte rahen, aaaj hum bolenge aur tum sunoge"

"aapka daulat aap ko mubarak ho. Main yeh ghar chod ke ja raha hu"

"tujhe kuch huwa to, main duniya ko aag lagadunga"

"useee kuch huwa to, (pointing to the statue of god) tuj per duniya ka biswas chalajayega " (and then the lightning strikes and the flower drops on his/her hand)

Lol Birkhe!!!
eh... hahaoooo!! Oys.. ehe How about the all time classic --
हिरोलाई हेरेर हिरोईनले "मै तुम्हारी बच्चेकि मां बन्ने वाली हू" !! ehe... "मां, मै आ गया हू मां"!!

Andaz-Apna-Apna was crazyyyyy, full of classic dialogues... eh!!! I loved it so much that I had to buy a DVD before I had a DVD player.. eh!! त्यो नि रम्भा हो हो गर्या पैसा ले!! ehe... shh! :P (ho ni ta ke ta, jaad kinya hoina kyaare... ganja kinya hoina kyaare :P)

ल सथिहरु मलाइ हिन्दि फिल्म हरु फ्री मा dowonolad गर्ने site हरु पोस्त गरौन है। अनि म पंन्नि नया न्या फिल्म हेर्नु पर्यो, i know few sites but i wanna more kya,

दो कोर्नेर के टिकेट देना भैइ

ये ले सेठ एक इस कोर्नेर कि ये उस कोर्नेर कि

Aamir Khan - Rangeela

नहिहिहिहिहहिहिहिहिहिहिहिहिहिहिहि.... and the woman tries to jump from the cliff, and someone appears - first slaps her and tells ये तुम क्या कर रहि हो?

Conversation between MAUSI and JAY (in red t-shirt):

Mausi: Arey beta bus eetna samajhlon kee ghar mein jawaan beti seeney par paththar kee sheel kee tarah hotee hein, Basanti kaa byaah (marriage) hojaaye toh chyen kaa saas loo.

Jay: haa, such kahaa mausi aapne, bada bojh hein aap par.

Mausi: lekin beta ees bojh kohi kuwain pey toh fek nahin detaa. Boora nahin maanna, itna toh puchhna hee padtaa hein kay LADKEY kaa khandan kyaa hein? uskaa lakshyan kaisaa hein? kamaata kitna hain?

Jay: Kamaane kaa toh ey hein mausi kay ek baar biwi bachcho kay jimmewaari sir pey aagayee toh kamaanay bhee lagegaa.

Mausi: Toh kyaa abhee kuch bhee nahin kamaataa?

Jay: Nahin nahin ey maine ey kab kahaa mausi. Kamaataa hein lekin, AB roz roz toh aadmi jeet nahin saktaa, kabhee haar bhee jaataa hein bechaaraa.

Mausi: haar jaataa hein? :O

Jay: Haa, Mausi, ey kambakht juwaa cheeez hee aisee hein, ab main kyaa kahoon.

Mausi: Haaaan :O Toh kyaa juwaadi hein?

Jay: chhee chhee chhee chhee, Mausi, woh aur juwaadi?? naa na, woh toh bahut achhaa aur nek ladkaa hein. Lekin Mausi ek baar sharaab pili na feer achhey boorey kaa kahaa hosh rehtaa hein. Haat pakadkar baithaaleeyaa kisine juwaa khelne. Ab ismein bechaarey Veeru kaa kyaa dosh.

Mausi: Theek kehte ho beta, juwaadi woh, sharabi woh, lekin uskaa kohi dosh nahi hein.

Jay: tab toh aap mere dosh ko galat samajh rahee hein, woh toh eetnaa sidhaa aur bholaa hein, arein !! Basanti sey uskee shaadi karkey to dekhey. Ey juwey aur sharab kee aadat toh doh- din (2 days) mein chhut jaayegi.

Mausi: arey beta, mujhey budhiyaa ko samjhaa rahein ho?? ey sharab aur juwey key aadat kisi kee chhutee hein aaj tak?

Jay: mausi, aap Veeru ko nahin jaanti. Bishwash kijiye woh ees tarah kee insaan nahin hein. Ek baar shadi hogayee toh oos gaaney waley kee ghar jana bund (stop) kardegaa, bus. Sharaab apni aap chhoot jayegi.

Mausi: Haaye Haaye !!! :O :O !! bus yehi ek kamee rehgayee thee? woh kyaa, kisi gaanewaaley kee ghar bhee aanaa-jaanaa hein?

Jay: TOh ees mein kaun see boori baat hein mausi? arey gaanaa sunne toh raja-maharaja, uchey-uchey khandan kay log jaatey hein. Haa (giving stress)

Mausi: Achhaa!! toh beta ey bhee bataake jaawo kay tumhaari ey gunwaan dosh kis khandan kay hein?

Jay: bus Mausi, khandan kaa pataa chaltey hee hum aapko khabar dedengey (speaking quickly in a convincing way).

Mausi: ek baat kee daat dungi beta, bhaley SAU (hundred) buraayeeyaa hein tumhaari dost mein, feer bhee tumhaari moo (mouth) say uskay leeye taaareef hee nikalti hein.

Jay: Haa Haa (smiling a bit), kyaa karoon mausi, mera toh dil hee aisaa hein. TOH MEIN EY RISHTAA PAKKA SAMJHOOO ?????

Amitabh has just landed in Ajit's big 'bungla' to remind him of
what happened 20 years ago in Zanjeer.

Ajit goes, "Aao Vijay, Baitho aur hamaare saath ek iscotch piyo. Hum
tumhe kha todi jaayenge. Vaise bhi hum vegetarian hain!!"

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Judge announcing his decision in filmi court :
"Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey
Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"

Gracious father taking the blame for his son :
" Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!"
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Ma's dialogue to a wretched son, "" Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"

Rich father to son : " Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga "
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कुत्ते! कमिने!! मै तुझे कभी नहीं छोडुंगा।

----देखो! मैने तुम्हारे लिए क्या लाया है!

: wateva : ur right that was from SHOLAY.

Continue form Neutral posting ..........

after climbing in water tank Dhamendara:"Kud jauga faad jauga ..maar jaunga ..mai aba iss duniya mai tikane wala nahi.."
Gawounwala: Ruuk jao viru...ye kya kar rahe ho ??
Viru: Nahi bhaiyou ..mai aab rukne wala nahi..Sucide .sucide..
old man : ye suside kya hota hai
another man: jab aangraj loog marte hai to use suside khate hai ..
old man: ye aangraj loog marte kyo hai ??
Veru: good bye ............
old man: ye, goodbye kya hota hai...
another man: jab aangraj loog jaate hai to good bye kahate hai
old man: ye aangraj log jae kyo hai ??
Viru: jab kohi premi apana jaan deta hai to gaoun mai bhut si musibate aati hai ...
old man : Kaise musibate...??
Veru :Sukhha ..charchat ...anikal ..
Viru: aba mai eak minute rukne wala nahi ...yes sab iiis budiya ki wajah se .. hai ..mere marne ke baad police aying ..and than budiya going jail ..in jail chakki pising iiinpising ...iinpising......(viru slipped little bit)he....aaahhaaa...
Gawonwala: Are mussii ..ye sab kya kar rahi ho jaldi se bol do...
Mausi: Veru ... mai tyara hun ........
Veru: Are gaounwala ... iss budiya se kaoun sadi karega .. muje to basanti se sadi karna hai ..
Basanti: Veru ....... mai tyayar hun..
Veru: aba basanti bhi tyar hai our mousi bhi ..to marna cancel ......Mausi ji .. mai utar raha hun .. I am coming....

Neural, that piece is worth a cut and paste and click and save. :P wow. :D

Rangeela? eh!! I remember that movie... :P We had to literally use source-force to watch that movie in Viswojyoti Cinema Ghar. eh..!!! Dayummm!!! House full... thyo for such a long time, right? eh.

One of the funniest scenes from Rangeela is when Amir Khan (In bright yellow dress and goggles) takes the girl to a date. eh..

Amir Khan: (to the waiter) "Ye Pankha-wonkha nai hai kyaa, bahut garmi lag raili hain".. :D

Waiter: "Nahi sir, Pankha nahi hai"

Amir Khan: "Nahi hai? Itna bada restaurant aur pankha nahi hai?? To kyaa hai??"

Waiter: "Sir, AC hain"

Amir Khan: "Achcha AC hain?? AC hain to idhar ki aur kyun nai ghumata" eh..

Chal Chal hawa aane de :D (Something like that... eh.. forgot)

http://www.newsofnepal.com/Kamana/current/bolly.htm

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hami sabai nepali ko sajha website ma hindi cinema ko yetro creaze dekhnu.. ajai matra member bhako yo zhyaape ko lagi dkhuka lagdo kuro ho....