Mine are:

Kalankisthan
and
Poonte.

My unequivocal hatts off to these two Jeeves! :)

And yours? Fire away!

निर्मण,
रत्न पारक गे छि त, एऊटो सुगो नि किन्नु पर्छनि गाठठ्! किकसो? एऊटा सुकुल, गुन्द्रि नि।

thees keta jyu,
lau jawos... tapainko pani naam aa thiyo hai... gundri bokera Sajha tirai aamnu hos,, kina ratna park jaane,,, aachi ra pissab maatra ganauchha tyaha ta.. Health v important ni! :)

Lady Croftie, kaali bangi thoti pooonti, huttttityaaau!!! Arka ko chora lai JPT bhancha... :O:D:)
She told me the ending of Da Vinci Code, tharuuuuuuuuuni, what could be worse than that??? :P
She will tie me to the chair, with ducttape, :P and read me the whooooole Superhit suspense book EXCEPT the last 3 pages!!!
अझ अर्कालाई लान्छाना लाउछ!! ehe...

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Sandhurst, lau harey, maan ko apaman hoina bro, when Poonte dai and Jira bro are around, I don't deserve the title re kyaa... aha... Modest bhaako, but I called my mom and told her about it hai. :P Where is your khutta, doknai paryo. :D Where is Jira bro These days? eh.

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Matrix Rose, के मात्रै लाएर सुतेको गालामा? There was this one inch thick wall between my muhaa and your gaala. eh...

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Birkhe bro... Gemini RULEZ!! (re) ha.

Matrix Rose, के मात्रै लाएर सुतेको गालामा? There was this one inch thick wall between my muhaa and your gaala. eh...
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Hehehe may be the mask...you bad boy...:P

kalanki,,, feri aipugyo... hahahahah... malai laughing gas sungaiyo yaar..
hahahahahahah

Khutta dhogne re?? Hos, nadhogum... khutta nadhuko ek barsha bhai sakyo, ganayera feri ulti aula... Jiwan jal khan ko feri dhasti..
hahahah

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Mayutiks laai muaau diyeko...
Hana Kalanki bro, afno talloo falaam ko chha ki ke ho? Myaaautiks le sledge hammer ready gareko chha re.. marne gari dela taloo ma... kathai.. maile ta give up gareko ... re kya!:::


Stay tuned. What a laugh,,what a laugh when you are in the room.. Here's to your infectious LUTE humour! :)

Jiwan jal paani khana ko feri dhasti.. bhaneko... thuyaa yeo friggin fingers... kaati pathayera remote wala hook launchhu ra po khanchha... !!

Funniest Personalities re tara
लुते को नाम कतै छैन....किन होला
सायद 'Funniest Creature' ..ooooops sorry... 'Funniest Thread Creator' ma नाम आम्छ होला..
:)

Saw lotta people's ID listed but didn't see one. what about HushPuppy?? Not the funniest but yeah shes got a bit more sense of humor than average tho stupid at times:P:P. Hush didi le kutna aaulei aaile pheri malai. Biya garna aatiko ho karya, pheri buda chai bulldog jastai parla ra tokna aaula pheri malai:D :P:P risani maaf hous!!:D

You all have already listed the rest so won't repeat!!

btw aru ko sign tahah chaina, gem chai thakkhi mildo raicha!! Hijo Kalankistan ko lagi Flirt school kholekho. Aja matrix ko lagi Horoscope school kholnu parla jasto cha:P:P K cha bichar matrix? Horoscope 101 chai timi le nai padhaunu parcha hai:P

Going back to the original posting!

Love Zalim Singh's wit, Sandhurst's tongue-in-cheek posts, Kalanki's humor (I have died laughing!), OU812's wit (where are you?), Poonte's earthy humor, Scarlett's fiesty wit, Chris Cornell, John Doe is funny funny, Dominatrix (where are you girl?), Annonymous and his humor chapters; Dadagiri and Saru's humorus dohoris; Shree5 also, Croft's charming wit(love it!)... oh there are so many out there!

Scarlett, the fan joke was Sandhurst's I only advised him to call the fire brigade! :)

err....myself....(wonder why no one mentioned)

My favorite is Galt's witty letter about dating...can't find the link. :(

Hey John, I think we posted at the same time! You remember the letter/thread you started?

yes maa'm....

and you made me turn green with your reply....I am still green. LOL

Hey Sitara and Mr. Galt, finally hopped into this mad wagon of a thread eh? ;)
What letter anyway? Could we perhaps have it reposted here? Hm.. thats 3 questions in a row. :P ?Sitara, yea, i hope San's computer wkup grants me a greater number of posts than the average poster ... *wink wink *

Just a note to wish you , Sandhurst Paji ,a belated happy bday.Have a great year .Tick tock. :) may your good dreams come true and etc etc.... Muaahz.

Gone with the wind...

The answer is Dananah...err....Anonymous, by a long shot. By the way, whatever happened to Dominatrix? I sure do miss your Domi thread. In this age of uncertainty, pessimism, and cynicism, that was the only beacon of hope!

Sitara - ;) When was i so funny? I've been a silent reader and admirer of each one of your literary pieces. Just so you know!

hya sanddust lahure...kati wanchai wanchai gaarirako yaar.....tyo euta geet cha ne testai...ke re gaana ek ladki ko dekha to yesa laga, pheri ek ladki ko ...purai geet nai ek ladki...wanchai is out of date budo....now it is more on staunton street( soho or lan kwai fong) ani for your information....there is two types of nepali youth group now
1. working in food and beverage
2. working in construction

ppl mostly work in food and beverage has moved to sheung wan, central area ...not any more in jordan or tst area...coz these area has lot of nepali addict and fighters..so we diffrentiate from this guys all the time...any party we try to avoid construction nepali coz they go crazy after drinking....we consider ourself more civilised then those nepali

other hand we have ppl working in construction..they think they are strong and make more money...they throw money like hell on bars..but after couple of drinks..they brink dead out of grave and spoil all party

so it is better to be away from second catogary nepali.....these 2, construction hang in wanchai , jordan etc

but food and beverage is more on lan kwai fong.....coz these 2 catagory dont feel them self odd in lan kwai....coz 1 thin out of box....ke

plus 2 cant handle first catogary....like dress up of gals...kissing in public....bf and living together...uni haru le sabai kura lai ram ram bhanchan...hami chai..yetro seeti...bhanchau...

la yehi ho update...lahure budo...timi jasto beedwan ra khatra english bhako lahure ne deekhe ko theena....mama bhanu ke kaso..:)

mero beechar ma ta kalanki lai nai yes baras ko bhairab aryal puraskar dinu parla...aba jira ji beepata hunu bho.....anoucning jira jira jira ...kirpaya jira ji jaha bhaye ne stage ma aaidinu paryo....jira ji hall ma hunu huncha bane turuntai contact garnu hola...

oops! la no answer kirpaya kalankistan ji tapai nai stage maa aaunu paryo..aba")

danny boy...with is famous giggle that concludes every sentence.

Dannyboy, already 5 votes for you hai....:D Sitara,Sandhurst,John G, John D, me (truly!)
You sure are the dark horse jasto cha... ;) Lets see ...

Gone with the wind...

Amen to that, me ol feisty one! Good morning. :)

Yeah, sorry Anon - our another indispensable Jeeve did somehow slipped my mind. My apologies. Now, come fire away Danny a few lines or two!

The recent post was done in haste hai witout having read all the post.

Oh muaahz to you too for your wishes - so very thoughtul of you. :)

SITARA, John, John - the Doe one! , both maila and nepalipoonte bhais - cheers for your input. Sajha would be quite humourless without the express company of you lot.

Moneyminded, cheers for your info on the HK front. Do keep them coming.

I don't have to say anything about Miss Ohara, do I? :))

Take care all. Have a good weekend.
Carpe diem