A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices

an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.


After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy

bravely asked the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"



The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his

best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."



Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place

and starts spooning in it with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom

and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately



puked up the chili into the bowl.


The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got,

Nasty

ewwwwww

another One:

When I came in USA: My English was not that good. I was looking for a chicken in the wal-mart but could not find it .....
I was in hurry .....

I found a cashier boy .. remember it was a boy ... and asked :

" where is your cock ? I can't wait any more"

:)

I did not find the chicken in the wal mart and went to a small shop near by.

There was a fat.. big boobs American lady selling the chicken ..
I was excited and happy ..

I asked for the chicken ..

she smiled and asked me . what part of chicken you need ..

I replied : "I like that big breast !!!!"

Where were you born ?
Me: Nepal
Boss : which part ?
Me : what which part ? Whole body born in Nepal.

aalu jasto .. all .. eat aalu ..

u should write something too .. . not always click and read ..

Aalu kha all who did not write anything here ..

once upon a time ...long long time ago ..in a far far away land in a happy kingdom there was a very kind old man......sadly he died at birth

haha ! nice jokes - not the Maddog's though

two ..deaf men talking
Mr A: hi Mr B, good morning........are you going fishing???
Mr B: oh Hi there......no Im going fishing.......
Mr A: oh I thought you were going fishing........

first dumb guy............if you can tell me what i have in this bag of potatoes......I'll give you a hunderd rupees.............
second dumb guy...................tomatoes.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardarji: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardarji: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

What is Fart............??.
fart is shit blowing horn while making a turn.
what is fart......???
Fart is general shits scout to scan the route ahead....
What is fart....?????
fart is the language your butt speaks and you nose feels it.
What is Fart...???
fart a weapon used in elavotors to mobilize the crowd.(public gathering)
what is fart....???
butt firing empty rounds.
what is fart?????
chemical warefare our body produces................................

Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Banta Singh." It said , "FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?' Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
(You MUST read them aloud)


English
Chinese

That's not right
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man
Dum Fu(k

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great
Fa Kin Su Pa

लौ घडिले ४:३४ पनि हान्यो, छुट्टी भयो मेरो। भोलि भेट् गरौला।