I got in mail, just sharing here

Cow, Ant, and Donkey

Cow, Ant, and Donkey are debating on who is the greatest among three of them.

Cow:I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest.

Ant: I work day and night, winter and summer, and I can carry 50 times my own weight.That's why I am the great.

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Hello-why are you scrolling down?

It's your turn pls speak up.

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